The Back Pocket

What good are back pockets for?

For idle hands,
And rubberbands;

For a deck of cards,
And poems of bards;

For small Bibles,
And long nail files;

For dollar bills,
And Flintstone vitamin pills;

For nonesuch things that anyone brings.

Back pockets are nice and neat and easy to find.
They carry all sorts of things the wearer minds.

That is what back pockets are good for!